Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

scorchio

When it is ROASTING hot weather out.

Wow, its very scorchio today.

by JCB1 April 1, 2007

Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

surch

a sudden explosion of bewbies

"WOW! did you see that sudden explosion of bewbies also known as a surch"

by poop-dog January 10, 2005

Scruchies

Another word for a chavette, but one who favors above all the scraped back hair with the brush lines visable. Often sporting peroxide coloured hair with strong black roots.

any of the ones hanging around maccy Ds as they are found of calling it!

by hw March 8, 2005

scorchycle

'''Scorchycle''' scohrch-si-kuhl Scotch, porch, bicycle. A blend of three words to describe an evening on a front porch enjoying a glass of scotch and riding home safely on your bicycle.

My wife is out of town tonight leaving me stuck at home with the kids so I'm hosting this week's scorchycle at my house.

by BlytheN October 17, 2007

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011