Scroglaties

the act of combining pilates with scrogging

I was going to go for a run after she left, but instead we did Scroglaties for an hour.

by Joe Scroglaties September 18, 2012

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

scroataboat

I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018

saroganis

feeling high even tho ur sober. usually when ur with ur best friend acting like kids

“woah bro i’m so saroganis“

”いぇあj

by gainskittyowl January 3, 2022

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.

Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

by JangleDangle June 13, 2018