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Rusty Screwdriver

A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.
"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."
by UserNameHere! October 12, 2011
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Mexican Screwdriver

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler

Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
by johnpag November 26, 2009
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Flaming screwdriver

A man heats his penis till he can't handle the heat then he gets jerk off by a chick an ejaculate in her eyes.
by Jerk Wad September 19, 2008
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punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs
The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.
by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008
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Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011
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Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?
by antfuck June 25, 2018
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A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017
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