Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

Jone Scone

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.

Oh aye, Thin Scones...

by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009

Scone-head

A term of affection for young family members, friends' kids, etc. Used mainly in Liverpool, UK. Presumably a corruption of the Dutch "schoonheid" for (a) beauty/handsome, from the German "Schönheit"; (a) beauty.

Come 'ed scone-head; giz a go on that Playstation!

by Heurrgh June 14, 2018

Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Utah Scone

Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.

Bro I can't believe they used Utah scones for these Navajo tacos.

by HammerNail September 11, 2023