When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.
by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009

A term of affection for young family members, friends' kids, etc. Used mainly in Liverpool, UK. Presumably a corruption of the Dutch "schoonheid" for (a) beauty/handsome, from the German "Schönheit"; (a) beauty.
by Heurrgh June 14, 2018

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Deep fried dough anywhere else, usually served with butter or fruit. Just "scone" to Utahns and Mormons.
by HammerNail September 11, 2023
