Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

Schuepbach Challenge

For men, the willful tasting of one's own semen after ejaculation to prove or disprove one's manhood.

This is usually accompanied by extreme feelings of confusion, anger, and a general sense of hopelessness.

I attempted the Schuepbach Challenge, but I just couldn't bring myself to actually taste it.

or

I actually tasted my own cum during the Schuepbach Challenge and now I feel nothing but immeasurable sadness when I look in the mirror.

or

The Schuepbach Challenge may just be the start of monosexuality (see monosexuality)

by Opal's Regular August 3, 2009

scrump nugget

A scrump nugget is an affectionate term for a boyfriend as used on 30 Rock. The episode was 4-10 "Black Light Attack!".

He's your little scrump nugget.

by missemmamm February 9, 2010

schumi

Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.

"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"

by Matt June 17, 2006

Schmupp

Short for Schmuppin. See Schmuppin.

I blacked out and accidentally got some schmupp last night. Then I pushed her down some goddamn steps.

by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008

Michael Schumacher

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.

Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!

by Conquerer February 7, 2006

joel schumacher

asshat that ruined the batman movies.

Batman forever was ok, but joel schumacher, batman and robin was unacceptable.

by Adrian July 16, 2006