Skip to main content

schmutz haken

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"
by westernclassics October 1, 2009
mugGet the schmutz haken mug.

Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.
"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"
by Crowdsurfer February 7, 2010
mugGet the Schultz mug.

Hayden Schultz

He is a general weirdo with server autism he can not spell or write he thinks that it is cool to play basketball and always gets boiled by year 10s

He is of Jewish decent

He hits on your sister and likes someone Called jo

He can not go to the toilet because of his throumbus and his deep vein problems.
Hayden Schultz: Hey man
Hayden Schultz: Drive,drive oh your crap
by hahjncjkwebhcvjheb vjerhb February 28, 2022
mugGet the Hayden Schultz mug.

schultzy

a canadian dog whisperer who shows dogs at shows
ME- "Hey Schultzy, what's wrong with this Beagle?"
Schultzy- "Hmmm.. he seems to be sad, lets put him in a dog show, that will be FABULOUS!!"
by johnnyAvonAZ April 27, 2008
mugGet the schultzy mug.

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.
Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.
by ccmboy July 18, 2003
mugGet the schmutz mug.

On-The-Schultz

Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential
Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".
by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006
mugGet the On-The-Schultz mug.

schultz

Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.

The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.

The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"

*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action

*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
by Kevin McKay July 17, 2006
mugGet the schultz mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email