schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019

Schmoobie

A fake Yiddish affectionate terms for a person or a pet who’s not behaving well at the moment.

Look at that schmoobie, she peed on the living room carpet again!

by TheRealKeoki February 19, 2020

schmiggitty

schmiggitty having so much fun, I'm living the high life.

Yo Im Schmiggitty!!!

by Matiri January 30, 2020

schmoogan

a little guy who will jump up rig in your grill and won’t back down. always know how to rock a durag under a hat and it mad clean on the diamond. he’s a small guy but he’s got sneaky power with his corked bat

schmoogans would steal your girl man.

lil schmoogans is so clean with it

by ngyeet June 17, 2021

Schmookie

A smashed cookie

I’m going to like that schmookie off the floor.

by monstercookiemoncher April 30, 2022