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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.
"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."
by florgdomber June 16, 2024
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schmorgledorf

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.
Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.
by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025
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Schmuglet

A "schmuglet" is a term used to describe an individual who is unaware of the meaning of the word "schmuglet." In essence, a schmuglet is defined as someone who does not comprehend that a schmuglet, by definition, refers to a person who is ignorant of what the term "schmuglet" signifies. This definition emphasizes the irony embedded within the term itself. The concept of being a schmuglet does not inherently carry any positive or negative implications; it is neutral in its connotation.

The word "schmuglet" is designed as a playful and somewhat mischievous tool to create an inside joke or a sense of exclusivity among a group of individuals who are privy to its meaning. By informing everyone else in the group about the definition of "schmuglet," an insider circle is formed, leaving out the individual who remains uninformed. Consequently, the person who does not understand the meaning of "schmuglet" is identified and referred to as a schmuglet.
"By the end of the conversation, it was clear that anyone who didn't know the meaning of 'schmuglet' would be considered a schmuglet themselves."

"Even after the explanation, Susan was still a schmuglet because she kept forgetting the term's meaning."
by The first non-schmuglet February 12, 2025
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Dingle-Schnogle

A Idiot that doesn't know anything. Often times doesn't have a clue what is happening, or refuses to acknowledge the realities of life.
Prudence Rose is an absolute Dingle-Schnogle, Told her twice and she still doesn't get the memo.
by Saint 22 January 31, 2025
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