Schmive

When both male and female cum mix and ferment, releasing a dead aroma

'It smells like schmive in here'
'I think someone schmuved'

by knower of bad words June 22, 2017

schwizel

A large individual with a monkey penis

Oi mate, you look like a schwizel

by MrDaveSchwizel April 15, 2020

Schmizi

He's a proper madlad

Oi Schmizi is a proper madlad you know

by Schmizi November 24, 2021

Schmier

A person or other living entity that is either:
1. Being annoying
2. Doing something stupid
3. Withdrawing from social activities

A: "I think I'm out for tonight, I have some work I need to get done."
B: "Get your ass down here, I already ordered you a beer you Schmier."

A: "I fell asleep during the company meeting with my camera on earlier."
B: "You're such a Schmier."

by constvoidptr July 14, 2022

schmiel

anything you want it to be

that was so schmiel!
that was a load of schmiel!
go schmiel yourself
lets go grab a hot schmiel

by joopereee August 22, 2006

Schmie

To conduct oneself without an end-goal in mind. Often used to moving through a commercial area without purchasing, akin to window-shopping, but can also be used to describe wandering on the internet (e-schmying). The word operates on multiple scales, from scrolling on your phone to walking through a shopping mall to wandering through life.

Grandma says she doesn't like to schmie around - she likes to walk with a purpose.
I'm going to start reading before bed so I don't schmie around on the internet!

by SchmyingThroughLife July 13, 2019

scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)

Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!

by shazbotus September 2, 2003