Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.
Thank you
Thank you
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
Get the Jonathan schmidtmug. addison schmidt is a beautiful, loving, amazing, sweet, woman. someone who will love you for you. i love you for infinity and beyond 🤍
by frickbaylen April 21, 2021
Get the addison schmidtmug. 
When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...
“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”
by OGloc November 26, 2018
Get the Schmidt Fingersmug. Theo Schmidt is the sexiest, strongest person in the world. He is considered a genius among the gods. He is loyal, so get on his good side.
by TakyT2005 September 9, 2021
Get the Theo Schmidtmug. Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.
by Coopoopezcope November 15, 2021
Get the Cooper Schmidtmug. by Timothy Schmidting September 23, 2023
Get the timothy schmidtingmug.