schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.

Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.

by Xfing January 19, 2010

schlemiel

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

scheiman

One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.

Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world

by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.

"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."

by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005

schlibity

A Place to hang out and smoke alot of pot.

Yo, me, E.B., Smitty, DC was at the schlibity last night and we got our weed on.

by E Bizzel December 22, 2003

schlide

To make a flirtatious move on an attractive female, usually ending in rejection

ie "Will, you tryin' to schlide in on Emily?"

by GetFukkkkkkkked March 28, 2015

schimi

He his a huge hypebeast he is a huge legend and is really good at basketball. All the girls like him but he rejects them in a super fun way. He is an insane kid and one of the most popular kid. He is not scared to talk to people. People always start cracking because of his jokes. He always gets in trouble. He can skate anywhere a goes throw anywhere and can do anything.

Schimi is An insane legend and a huge hypebeast and rejects girls really well.

by AAkaisb April 2, 2018