scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

Santeria

An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.

I dont practice santeria, I aint got no crystal ball

by Bam August 26, 2003

Scattergories

Best board game ever. Where there are 12 lists of topics and a big dice with letters on it and you roll the dice and then start the timer and try and fill in as many of the topics as possible with the rolled letter being the first letter.

A typical Scattergories answer:
Topic: Terms of Endearment
Letter: "a"
Answer: "Asshole"

wait...no!

by le harlot October 2, 2006

b on the scantron

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false

Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

by born proud raised proud December 1, 2005

Radio Scanner

A device you can you to listen to many of the public services and has been most commonly used to listen to NASCAR Driver-communications and officials

I used the Radio Scanner to listen to NASCAR communication, turns out Kenny Wallace dropped 10 f-bombs after that bad pit stop.

by Joe C August 26, 2004

Scatter

1) A quick phrase used to tell a fellow gang member to run away.

1) " 5-0 man, SCATTER! "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006