v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017
Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.
Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.
Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 01, 2023
by treecoffee September 10, 2023
noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.
by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 13, 2018
by Southsidezach April 04, 2022