muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017
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Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.
Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.
by millzio January 01, 2023
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scalp

(of a person) lacking hair, bald
Wanna watch some Dr. Phil?
Hell naw, I'm not tryna watch that scalp-ass nigga
by treecoffee September 10, 2023
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Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft
eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)
by Quincy123 November 18, 2024
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scalp fro

When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.
Wow look at the scalp fro on her!
by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 13, 2018
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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.
by Southsidezach April 04, 2022
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