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Hop on Stumble Guys

zoomer slang for aggressive animal sex, often used by males who are fond of Stumble Guys and bestiality.
“Hey bro, wanna hop on stumble guys later?”

“Sure, I just have to lubricate my dog Kelly first”
by Gay Stumble Guys Sex October 3, 2022
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stumblefucked

shit i've been stumblefucked. what will i do with my boring existance?
by Eugene Rockafella December 9, 2008
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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009
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shumble

When someone shouts something but they mumble the words.

A loud mumble

When someone is too drunk, dispirited or lazy to pronounce the words but still need to shout in order to be heard
When someone is selling the paper on the street and they shumble the name of it : 'Eeeeiiiiiin hhhzet'(to mean evening gazette)

When being asked from another room if you want a beer etc, replying with a shumble: 'yehhhi'llaahabeer'
by Gavski (Gav W) December 9, 2008
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stumblejohn

Stumblejohn! I can't beleive I wen't and did that without thinking...
by Kirby Peawauket May 3, 2005
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stumbleupon

(N) 1. Stumbleupon is an internet sea of feminine passive-aggression, trolling and insanity. An ideal forum for internet tough guys, pretentious bitches, would be political pundits, old women and shitty poets to sound off. Members of the 'core forums' aren't well known for having much going on with respect to interpersonal skills, as is evidenced by their endless hours spent online.

2. A place for douche bags too old for 4chan to hang out.

3. A web browser utility used for trading kittens photographs, smut, and astronomical photos amongst 'friends', who are generally people you wouldn't spend a minute with in real life.
I joined Stumbleupon, but hated the experience. It's like facebook for wordy douche bags.
by Riddlze November 1, 2009
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network stumbler

Is the program that people who WAR drive use to find WiFi spots.
I just got network stumbler and got arrested for it.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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