Sausage

The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.

The process of making a sausage is as follows:

1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010

Sausage

spittin' aggresively until suckers are gone....EXTINCTION!

used AGAINST the term ham ( hard as a motherfucker )

in a way of expressing you are the alpha-male in the rap game.

oh yeah? well watch me go and sausage ( spit aggresively untill suckers are gone...Extinction)

by Da prophit March 8, 2011

Sausaging

When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.

It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).

Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"

by rimjobledouche July 27, 2020

Sausage

Meat-based food consisting of either ground meat, pork, or beef along with salt or other condiments.

''Hey i really want to eat sausage rn''
''Nice, you want a hotdog?''

by 1517_ May 14, 2021

Sausage

An unwelcome dude that is allowed to stay because he came with girls.

Hey Tiffany, you and your friends can stay but can you ditch the sausage?

by Big tall and important July 8, 2018

Sausagize

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

by meagano4887 September 14, 2013

Sausage

A man’s penis

“That is a big fucking giant sausage he got!”

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head October 10, 2023