sarasota

A place where I live and you vacation.

Everybody thinks it's the greatest thing on earth, but sadly, it isn't. You will be surrounded by old people wating to die, while the sunny and extemely humid atomosphere is ruining your "totally rad" hairdo.

One good thing about it is that you can go to Marina Jacks at night and sit by the boat docks with your lovers.

Yeah, have fun.

hey, hey guys, im going to Sarasota to see my 90 year old grandparents, and there i will marvel at the fact that IT SUCKS.

by vengance August 5, 2006

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Sarasota

A coastal town in Florida. Lots of Rich and/or old people live there. Home of the Carlie Brucia kidnapping. Also home of the Ringling's home, Ringling art museum, Booker Elementary (The school where George W. Bush was at during 9/11),Cincinatti Reds spring training, and the former home of the ringling circus. Sarasota also has an international airport, and a pretty low crime rate. Overall a pretty nice place to live.

Sarasota is generally a nice place to live, except for the old people and snowbirds.

by rapsux February 26, 2005

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sarasota fl

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls

sarasota fl sucks ass man...

by nips in my salad March 8, 2011

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Sarascrotum

A nickname for the town of Sarasota, usually used when referring to the city with respect to an array of negative aspects, such as the excess of senior citizens, the close-mindedness of its conservative constituents, the propensity for sexually-related news to occur in the area (ie Pee Wee Herman getting caught in the porn theater, the setting of the show "Cougar Town," and a recent incident where a man was caught masturbating in the toy isle of a Walmart)...or sometimes, just referring to the sheer boredom or lack of new faces, especially in the blistering heat of summer. ***Term coined by Nikki Kostyun***

We need to get out of Sarascrotum for the weekend. There are too many snowbirds.

by seventhirtythree April 12, 2011

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saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.

Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017

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