Sandpaper Flamingo

A sandpaper flamingo is when having sex on a beach, make sure she is super wet, you take your dick out and stick your head in the sand and stick it back in.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I took her down for a romantic night on the beach and surprised her with a sandpaper flamingo!

by Faja4u September 29, 2009

Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".

You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .

by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010

Sandpapering

When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.

Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering

by Archard October 22, 2010

sandpaper cacoon

A vagina infested with herpes. Make your dick itch or burn

Be careful, that girls got a sandpaper cacoon. If you go down on her you will get boo-boo lip.

by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020