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One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW
by i am a ruggraber July 29, 2008
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Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.
So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.
Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.
by Not Slim May 15, 2003
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sunrise sampler

It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
by t a g August 26, 2005
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DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.
1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"
by kingoflb September 10, 2006
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core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis
Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.
by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003
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sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).
Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"
by r6ver February 4, 2019
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