salmon day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

by silvergatlin June 11, 2006

salmon party

A salmon party is when a woman with an unclean vagina spreads her legs in a public place, thus causing people to smell her genital essence.

Don't go over there, that girl is hosting a salmon party.

by tigerpower83 May 8, 2014

Norwegian Salmon Fishing

To attend a house party and have sexual intercourse with as many female party goers as possible without washing off the penis and ball sack in between the different sex partners.

Roger went to his friend Carl's house party on Saturday. Roger did a little Norwegian Salmon Fishing and hooked up with eight different girls before the party ended. When he got back home, his girlfriend gave him a sloppy blow job whereby she commented that his cock usually didn't taste as tangy as it did tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

bloody salmon

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period and it tastes like fish

Tina’s on her period and she has a bloody salmon, it’s like a can of tuna down there

by Fishpussy June 3, 2018

Secret Silent Salmon Kiss

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S

Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.

by C.A.E September 12, 2013

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012