C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

S & M bar

Stand & Model Bar.
1. Sarcastic gay term for a bar inwhich the patrons primary concern is finding a wall with the most dramatic lighting only to pose, sip a drink, all while trying to exude a "look" of mystery and boredom.
2. A bar patronized by "plastic" homogenized women or men. A crowd with lots of veneer and little intellectual substance.

Kevin and I went to that new martini bar in boystown, it was purely an S & M bar, no one wanted to talk or have fun. It was all about pecs, hair product, concealer, and overpriced t-shirt from Bloomingdales.

by Mkweave October 10, 2006

S & M community

The S & M community is for people with bizzare fetishes. At S & M parties Rashad wearing only big leather boots, straps leather around Dylan and his ostrich. He then proceeds to place suction cups on their nipples. Now he continues his ritual by sucking the milk out of the moist nipples untill they are dry. With this milk he takes Chris's ass hairs and makes a smoothie with the ostrich and Dylan milk and Chris ass hairs. He takes his final product to Harlem where it is sold on the streets or at S & M parties. Other fetishes of Rashad's are recieving Hot Carls from his fine Sri Lankian elephants.

Now thats a sick bastard

by COTT PETERSON March 03, 2005

S M F

Smart Mother F%^cker.

We need an S M F to solve this problem

by Crazy154 July 15, 2010

S M Yow

Fucks guys before knowing them 2 months, will allow finger fucking after a week of knowing each her, fat, envious, liar

Your cousin is a S M Yow.

He doesn't like her he just likes that she is a S M Yow.

by who ya wadda what April 15, 2003

S&M Jock

Is a sub culture most often found in the gay community where sporty people (most commonly boys) dress in dark monotone sports wear with a bondage like s&m accessories.

The s&m jocks look so hot in that gay pride parade

by S&M Jock March 12, 2015