Jamie & Frank were passionately in love and both had micro penises. This made it difficult to have intercourse so they decided to touch tip to tip, otherwise known as having Rubed it.
by Boom1981 February 4, 2021
Get the Rubed itmug. guy1: hey have you heard about ruby rube? she's like 8 years old but with cool vide-
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
Get the ruby rubemug. noun /ro͞obz/
A frustratingly well-meaning individual who exudes positivity and confidence while leaving a trail of unintentional destruction in their wake. Rubes genuinely believe they’re excelling, often offering unsolicited help, smiling through every blunder, and remaining blissfully unaware of the chaos they cause. Though polite and affable, their presence provokes an existential crisis in those forced to clean up after them. You don’t hate Rubes… but if you were locked in a room with one and a nerf bat, it might get weird.
A frustratingly well-meaning individual who exudes positivity and confidence while leaving a trail of unintentional destruction in their wake. Rubes genuinely believe they’re excelling, often offering unsolicited help, smiling through every blunder, and remaining blissfully unaware of the chaos they cause. Though polite and affable, their presence provokes an existential crisis in those forced to clean up after them. You don’t hate Rubes… but if you were locked in a room with one and a nerf bat, it might get weird.
“I asked him to double-check the numbers. Now the spreadsheet’s broken, the client’s confused, and somehow we’re catering a vegan luau. Classic Rubes.”
by J-Diggidy May 16, 2025
Get the Rubesmug. The last living dinosaur. Genus naomi, species Rubinstein. Eats poo-poos, augmenting its diet with pee-pees.
Omighawd, is that a moving building?" "Oh, no, it's just a Nomi-Rubes. And it's going to bite us to death.
by Dr. Jean-Paul Marat May 15, 2011
Get the Nomi-Rubesmug. by Mallard4468 July 4, 2018
Get the Rubesmug. The act of creating something intentionally controversial so that you can claim that you're being unjustly censored when private businesses don't want to be associated with it, with the objective of motivating the easily-manipulated into reacting emotionally and patronizing/advocating for your product.
They willingly send you their money and encourage others to do the same as a protest of the legitimate market reaction to your creation.
They willingly send you their money and encourage others to do the same as a protest of the legitimate market reaction to your creation.
"The Sound of Freedom" and "Try that in a small town" are some top-quality Rube-Bilking. They made a fortune off of those morons.
by TonyFromOuttaTown July 26, 2023
Get the Rube-Bilkingmug. Any liberal (voter or politician) who is either convinced or lying that there is never anything wrong with the DNC, Democratic party or any Democratic politician or liberal figure; even if they are corrupt, to the right on certain issues/policies or if they are complicit and refuse to fight for any good policies. In their minds, no matter what anyone in Democrat-name does, nobody is ever allowed to criticize them, even from a leftist perspective. They are typically anti-progressive and align most with centrist Democrats and even tend to hold beliefs that align more conservative or right-wing than their leftist or progressive peers.
Whenever any leftist critiques a Democrat for not being progressive on any certain issue, they are immediately bullied by these people and assumed that they are on the right-wing when they clearly are not. These people are also more commonly known as blue-MAGA.
Whenever any leftist critiques a Democrat for not being progressive on any certain issue, they are immediately bullied by these people and assumed that they are on the right-wing when they clearly are not. These people are also more commonly known as blue-MAGA.
Liberal: Joe Biden is perfect! He should be reelected!
Leftist: He is clearly in cognitive decline, and responsible for funding a genocide in Gaza. You’re such a lib-rube!
Liberal: How dare you! Fall in line, or else you’re with MAGA!
Leftist: He is clearly in cognitive decline, and responsible for funding a genocide in Gaza. You’re such a lib-rube!
Liberal: How dare you! Fall in line, or else you’re with MAGA!
by techyartsyman52 September 11, 2025
Get the lib-rubemug.