Root Kick

Root Kick (much like the Root Punch) is a kick to ones root. The root being ones genitals.

He was sent to the hospital after that root kick!

He has to leave an ice pack on his dick after that root kick.

That girl fights dirty, She been known to give a girl a root kick.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Root Suit

Any tight bikini or brief style swimming trunks worn by men. Different than anal floss, it is generally worn by hairy, overweight foreigners on American beaches.

what are all of these old German men in root suits doing on South Beach?

by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Root Booty

When a girl is standing up and her back is bent(ass out, head up) and someone opens a can/bottle of root beer, then pours it down her back starting from the bottom of her neck, as another person is at the bottom of her ass with his/her mouth open ready to sip down the root beer.

damn we should see how many girls would be down to let us root booty them.

by CMDRUNK October 8, 2013

Root Ball

A generously, girthy cock with an extremely, if not almost abnormal, bulbous head aka helmet

Tonya heard that Jack had a girthy cock but was absolutely shocked when she offered him head and he was sporting the biggest root ball she had ever seen. She inhaled it and worked it best she could.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

root coot

A dirty vagina or looks or smells horrible.

I was gonna fuck her but she had a root coot, I mean smelled like straight fish

by miss jazz in sc December 21, 2006

root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha July 9, 2016