Routzon

A turd that can't be flushed because size or toilet issues

Dude help me cut this routzon with a knife to get it down the drain!

by American Standard Strike September 25, 2008

Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.

"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."

by Ritzabee December 21, 2008

Stefanie Ritzema

The coolest hairy-nosed wombat ever. Is known for her fantastic skills such as speaking awesome Spanish phrases such as "es un robo". Has good taste in heroes and is excellent at making her watch fall off when she gives people high fives. If ever in need for a good laugh, talk to her.

Stefanie Ritzema is my hero.

by Wombie on Steroids March 22, 2005

ROITER

Writing for Return on Investment (ROI). Includes course design, writing implementation plans, project executive summaries and work-related emails.

She was always the roiter for the team but she never implemented anything.

by Romi Rabanal July 20, 2006

ritz

A cracker.
Named so because a man wanted them to sound fancy, so he named them after the fanciest guy in that time, Mr. Ritz.

Naming crackers Ritz is like calling a fancy cookie the Trump cookie

by All seeing January 6, 2005

ritza

A Ritza is an amazing gurl one like no one can compare with she's great awesome in heart down to earth but not the person you want on your case when she's mad a ritza never tend to give up she always get her ways.

Hey it's this ritza that's a hot chick for real

by Zoe50 jc February 27, 2017

Ritz

Ritz is a very sexy girl with a big but 🤤

Everyone falls for her

Ritz is sexy

by Hecha May 3, 2021