everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

Resonance

A CURE FOR DEPRESSION ORIGINATE FROM 23 CRACKHEADS

me: stream resonance
person1 : AYO LISTEN UP
person2 : NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO
mork lee: WE GONNA RESONATE RESONATE

by sungchanlvr December 31, 2020

Rexon

Super urban. A guy who is urban beyond the world of urban. Anything he touches becomes urban.

"Dude that kids name must be Rexon!"

by Rexon is urban May 27, 2016

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017

Women's reasoning

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

by The Most High Council of Psych March 6, 2013

reasonable intent

an awesome band from england who play a fresh new sound and are quite new but still sell out gigs.

girl:OMG!!! your the guitaerist from reasonable intent!!
adam:hey! how it going
girl: i love you
adam:not again

by fan man July 1, 2006