Remsenburg

A town in eastern Long Island. yea thats pretty much it. not 1 store. 2/3 the population disappears after labor day. Lots of great dead ends for hooligans, which is the only reason to be in Remsenburg unless you're doing landscaping or live there year round.

Yo, meet me in Remsenburg.
The spot?
Yea the Remsenburg spot.
Word see you soon.

by Bang Bro January 2, 2012

Remsen

Generally a shithole located 35 miles north of Utica in upstate New York. Nothing ever good happens here. There is only 500 people and half are retarded or incest. There are many backroads and parts of remsen you wouldnt be caught dead walking alone for example spall road. Why? a man with a fucking dildo for a leg with most likely hurt you. Oh yeah and that fucking creepy hitchhiker that noone ever picks up. And again there are a few good houses here and there on main street,far away from main, and on the lakes here and in the generally "safe areas" but other then that its trailer trash heaven. If you like to farm, chew, wear the same shirt everyday, or fuck your mom, Remsen is perfect for you! The only time remsen is semi normal is when all the utica fucks come up for barnfest! how lovely! A remsen kid usually spends their time on the weekends by getting completly wasted in the woods or at house partys with the entire senior class and a few juniors and college students. We also have to combine our partys with adirondack and holland patent students just to make it look like we have friends. The Remsen kids also drive roughly 35 miles just to get to the nearest grocery, movie theatre, or mall. The only thing we have is the Soda Fountain which is a 50s themed resturant where one could buy a 10 dollar hamburger! how ironic that noone in remsen can afford it! Crime here is about 90 percent but we also never get caught. The most unpopular person is our school principal. Remsen is a class D school and all our sports suck. The girls soccer team is better than the guys which is terribly sad. We have a few gods in track who go on the state qualifiers, and states, but that only happens once every 3 years. The staff at remsen is a joke none of the teachers have an education, so there for they cant pass the knowledge they don't have down to the students so therefore we are all dumb. The gym teachers are a joke they love 15 year old pussy and they are not afraid to show it! But anyway if your on route 12, and see the remsen sign (I dont think there is a sign) never turn right keep going straight visit old forge or something! NEVER GO HERE

KID-hey mom do you want to go to remsen today?

MOM- no son, last time we went there we hit a cow with our car and ruined it.

KID-thats to bad I like looking at those freaks.

by remsen kid January 31, 2009

remuera tractor

A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank

Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.

by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

remus

verb - to pwn or destroy totally and thoroughly, particularly, although not exclusively in online gaming

I remused you with the Grandfather.

by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004

Remus Lupin

One of the MWPP. Werewolf at heart and body.

Sometimes Lupin does not know where he is, and it is thought that he drinks much ripple when alone.

Lupin: Odd, I feel slightly ill today. Might be a full moon a'coming.
Harry: Professor Lupin! The full moon is coming out early tonight! DON'T LOOK UP!
Lupin: Raaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Harry: Cannot speak because he is being devoured.

by Door July 1, 2005

Remus

A dildo repair machine.

Pass me the REMUS or I'll kick your ass.

by Travis October 8, 2003

Remuera Battletank

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004