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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked
"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015
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i'm reaching

Hi Jason? I'm reaching
by The Hack April 23, 2003
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Reflecting pool

sex move in which anything in front of a mirror
I gave her the Reflecting pool!
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Inner reaching

is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of ones rectum.

Usually searching for abnormalities, however can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.
"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"
by bourkes May 14, 2005
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Replacing the Divot

While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.
You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").
by Ginelo September 30, 2006
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Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
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Relaxtin

To text while relaxing.
Guy 1: Hey, man, wha'cha doin'?
Guy 2: Nothin', just relaxtin.
by W·Brennan February 11, 2009
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