Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013
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marada reflex

Czech phenomenon in social studies: repetition of the circumstances and events leading to the negation of environment.
Marada reflex its when situations or circumstances are repeated until the rejection of the environment.
by petrzel May 04, 2012
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Streamer's Reflex

Blocking out the N-word or other words that might get you banned on streaming platforms by making gibberish noises.
"Sorry about my uncontrollable noise spasm after that joke, it was my Streamer's Reflex."
by FL4ym3Burn January 22, 2020
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 01, 2009
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[Dark] Reflex

A person that insults alot of people and makes fun of them. He plays fortnite and sometimes gets salty if you block him with pyramids and calls you a sweaty tryhard.
by Who am i????????????? June 15, 2019
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Ass Reflex

Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.
After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!
by Ass Reflex January 26, 2017
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