Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

Race relations

Race relations seemed better and less divided a few years ago, back when the Confederate statues were still around. At least back then, even if they argued at times, they were still talking points. Now that the statues aren't there people are expected to forget history, change, and compromise. That won't make anything better. Before the statues were removed people said they were divisive, but race relations seemed to do well. Now that they've been removed, people really are more divided.

Race relations don't improve if people don't get to discuss history from all angles, even the unpopular (unprofitable) ones. As long as one group wants another group to change, forget, or compromise, things aren't going to get better, they're going to keep getting worse. Sometimes (actually many times throughout history) things were as good as they were going to get, then people were people, and they all fucked it all up. They were all part of the problem.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2020

relation not relationship

to have sex with a person then leave

guys want relation not relationship

by giovannix1x November 7, 2009

Sextual Relations

The act of pleasuring one self to pictures sent via SMS text messages.

I did in-fact have sextual relations with that woman, she was sending pics all night!!

by wollyyy May 4, 2010

regulation hottie

Used in the movie "Mean Girls" meaning a high school girl who everyone would "hot".

"You're definitley a regulation hottie"

by FionaF October 14, 2006

International Relations

The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.

Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"

by Nick D February 7, 2006