Girly Rant

A rant of epic proportions specifically about a girls new crush. Is only really accepted by girls.

Susan: Will you pardon me, I really have to girly rant.
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!

by Katie E November 7, 2007

Solid rant

Passionately speaking on and on and on about something. With facts and examples to back your statements.

I would give you an example but that would take forever and the character count would need to be extended for a proper solid rant

by Kat a tonic June 9, 2018

The Rant

The Rant is a person you used to have a relationship with, basically and ex boy/girlfriend but you talk shit about them all the time to your friends and think they are a dyke or lesbian
FUCKING DYKE HEADASS BITCH

Guy 1: Dude bitch was wack
Guy 2: uhuh
Guy 1: Bitch was two face bitch and shit man
Guy 2: The Rant begins

by DAT_Gr8_NIGGAPRYDE January 17, 2019

hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020

Hugo Rant

a rant where only asian males go on very long rants using big words such as Psychotomimetic. ...
Trichotillomania. ...
Omphaloskepsis. ...
Myrmecophilous. ...
Xenotransplantation. ...
Embourgeoisement.

to make themselves seem intelligent and more mature.

Hugo rant is

give me a xenon bow faggot

charles hugo beaver

why would i give you a xemon bow when you are calling me by the f slur
why the fuck do you need it you literally have the schematic

other

"the f slur" 🤓

charles hugo beaver
shut the fuck up
im trying to get into college without kids screenshotting the things i say
now if you had asked nicely, you would've gotten a xenon bow by now
but instead you displayed vicious hostility
therefore
your xenon bow is void

🤓

by The only anonymouse who is ok July 22, 2023

lil rant

a lit cunt who has the most clout in Australia that yo Nan scared of this nigga

AYOOO ITS LIL RANT CUNT NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY

by shayan it worker May 6, 2019

molly rant

An emotional, self-righteous diatribe against something, usually without much of a factual foundation. Named after Molly Wood of CNET's Buzz Report and Buzz Out Loud.

Today's Molly rant was that the iPhone sucks because she couldn't slide the slider or press the letter P.

by Ikcor October 20, 2007