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Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
by Dog Ross March 20, 2023
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Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."
by Bonkers! December 24, 2008
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Raaya

Raaya, is a complex being. Everyone loves her, but she doesnt care about that. She is one of the most beautiful, loving, caring beings in our little piece of land we call Earth. All the clothes in the world look good on her, and she doesnt even try. Her eyes, her eyes, make the stars seem like there not shining. Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without even trying. Basically, she is all things good, and you just want to always be with her.
Man i love Raaya, she is my entire life and i love her intensly.
by Iloveraayax September 27, 2010
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Randy Jackson

Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)

How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*

Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.

*Crowd cheers*

Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?

*Randy starts to say something*

Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.

*Crowd starts booing*

Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.

Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010
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Randy Jackson

A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
by mehale December 19, 2011
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Randy Redfoot

(R-and-ie Red-foot)
A horny bastard
Hey man could you stop acting like a Randy Redfoot when you see my mom?

Damn nigga dem anime titties do be making me feel like a Randy Redfoot tho.
by Jebster69 April 25, 2020
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Random Randy

A sufficiently awkward or random person.
A person with no friends in a social situation.
When Alix was at a party with no one she knew, she was a total random randy.
by AlixEverson January 2, 2009
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