double polaroid

Male genital erection.

A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.

'No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid.'

by Danny_G13 July 7, 2005

bi-polar

a major affective disorder in which an individual alternates between states of deep depression and extreme elation.

"jill is bi-polar.She goes from months of being depressed to being extremely happy and hyper"

by shorty1985 May 25, 2006

Mr. Palarz

The highly esteemed WikiWizard, he defends this position by using his forehead, which blinds with the glare of a thousand burning suns. His normal classroom activities include wikisurfing, traveling around Google Earth, and losing focus with tangents or digressions. He accosts students showing any signs of nodding off. He spends his free time coaching basketball and buffing his head.

Mr. Palarz: Are you alive this morning?

Student A: Yes, I'm just shielding my eyes from your glare.

Mr. Palarz: Is that a cell phone?

Student B: It's a pen...

by milliardfillmore12 December 12, 2009

Plart

Penis fart

Damn did you plart?

by Yaboiwhiteaf September 22, 2018

Polaroid Love

Jake Sim

He’s showing me polaroid love for sure. I am definitely going to simp for him.

by Maneul January 24, 2022

Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011

Buy-Polar

a state of indecision when deciding to make a purchase or trying to decide between two items.

Man: Hurry up the movie is about to start!

Woman: I'm coming, I just can't decide what drink to get.

Man: You are so buy-polar.

by sotonrich February 19, 2009