Pwnage Pie

A delish, freshly baked pie filled with the fragments of n00bs.

I was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so I took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.

by Krazy Kyle September 19, 2006

Law of PWNAGE

The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be.

I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs.

by someoneyoureallydonotknow February 2, 2009

massive pwnage

Meaning to pwn (own) somebody so bad it makes you massive and/or godly and superior to them in every way.

omfg, u suk so bad, i massively pwned ur bitch h4x0r ass with a lvl 1 blizz lol

by HerzerMann June 11, 2004

Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!

School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)

by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009

Ass Pwnage

The act of taking a man's penis, and inserting it between a female's butt cheeks, The man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.

My girlfriend let me give her Ass Pwnage last night, Now my dick is really sore.

by Extremist16 June 6, 2009

pwnage a trois

When a person attaches themselves to a couple, preventing them from getting it on.

"Dude, Sarah was so up for it at that Rockabilly bar last night, but her friend - Claire or Karen or something - wouldn't leave us alone for like even a second so I ended up just going home to watch HBO".

"Total pwnage a trois"

by the_dickie May 31, 2009

pwnage in a box

Born from the mess of a word that is "pwnage". Pwnage meaning ownage, or overall dominance over poorer players in an online game, or simply something that is really cool. Pwnage can also be used to express that somethng is really cool.

e.g. "i just got given a PC for christmas!!"
"pwnage!"

However, the term "pwnage in a box" was created simply to say that something is really, really good! Or in gaming terms, that you have just really, really, owned someone.

e.g. "i just killed a lv 100 and didnt lose any hp :-)"
"dude.... that is pwnage in a box"

Player one: "I just pwned that noob and got all his stuff"
Player two: "pwnage in a box"

by pwnerator January 7, 2007