unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Poodle puncher

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world

Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night

by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018

Fudge Puncher

The act of fisting anally

-Dude smell my hand...
-Ahh you were punching fudge weren't you?

-I hear that kid in your class is really good in the sack...
-Nah i hear he is a total fudge puncher

by cinimon bagel August 07, 2010

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 20, 2012

brillo puncher

One who is generally not seen as a credible source of information and is not viewed as a responsible reliable person. The reason is normally do to the fact that they are to bust pushing brillo through their crack pipe to have a clue..

Johnny: Yo Don! Was-up my man? You got a five spot you can loan me?
Don: Screw off brillo pusher!!

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)

Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch

by It's Bobcat July 09, 2014