joy puke

The act of being so happy or joyful that you spontaneously puke

"Dude I made an A on my Exam I Joy Puked all over the place...best day of my life"

by Cl4p_Tr4p June 12, 2014

pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008

choke and puke

Any restaurant/eatery that serves less than appetizing food. First used by Jerry Reed's character "Snowman" in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.

I'm gonna stop at the service station, gas up and grab some grub at the choke and puke

by Mikey the Sun Demon February 24, 2005

Pukesgiving

some sort of anti-consumerism holiday to thanksgiving.that celebrates a group of people making volatile food made of household ingredients for no reason at all. usually happens in the thanksgiving weeks of November,and October.

when are we going to celebrate pukesgiving?

by Andrew Samonte December 11, 2006

Pikeys.

Pikeys...Plural for ignorant itinerant thieving gypos .

Pikeys....Paul..."Look at the state of those pikeys , they haven't had a wash in generations"
Bob..." Yes... Don't they smell awful ? I saw two them breaking into a garden shed earlier today"
Paul..." The only place that is safe from thieving tinkers like that is the library "
Bob..." The Germans knew how to deal with the likes of pikeys "

by Ihate pakis November 16, 2022

Pokeytron

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.

What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!

by George Hiffy October 28, 2023

sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.

"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."

by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006