As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

poor puffin

Poor muffin plus poor princess

I had such a long day no one is giving me sympathy hence poor puffin

by Irish Dave tirty tree & a turd June 3, 2022

A Puffin

An awkward individual who of which may not understand social qews. May often act mute for amusement and or confusion. Often found lingering in the back round and seemingly a stalker without inside knowledg.e

Is that a puffin following me?
They seem so lonely, must be a puffin.

by The_realest_m'dude March 22, 2022

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

by IIT41II November 5, 2021

Puffin roughen

When u got hella bad time so u smoke on the spot. most likely weed and u just puff that shit til its all gone in a small amount of time.

You: Aye we gonna smoke?

Friend: Nah we got bad time we gotta go now

You: Damn i already lighted it, Damn just do a puffin roughen.

by Tall black guy July 29, 2021

fucking and puffin

when you’re banging someone while hitting ur vape

“ayo i was fucking and puffin her so hard last night”

by yourmomlikesmyballz December 4, 2021

Puffining

When baby puffins emerge from their nests in all their glory and cuteness. Typically from May to August along the coasts where they live.

I can’t wait to go to the puffining in Scotland this May. Puffins are the cutest birds ever.

by My_Name’s_Not_Greg_58302629 February 9, 2026