A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.
Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.
Example 2:
Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.
Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
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This term was coined by Professor Woodie Flowers for the FIRST robotics competition. The definition has never been precisely outlined, but it's connotation is widely understood and may be summarized as this: "Competition for the sake not of destroying one another, but for the sake of bettering and improving both competitors as a result of the competition."
Lending a spare part to an opponent in order to keep them from forfeiting a match is a prime example of gracious professionalism.
by Andy Ross April 26, 2004
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Those that take a neutral stance on and enable fascism are pro-fascists. They may not have bad intentions and simply be ignorant to what Antifa is. Many have been convinced by DJT that Antifa is a terrorist organization.
Antifa is an ideology, not a formalized group. Antifascists do collude in small groups. A person may also identify with symbols of the ideology, such as the antifascist flag. Antifascists are united by a mutual desire and need to suppress racist violence and the systems that perpetuate it. Fascists are united only by racism.
If someone is against Antifa, they are anti-anti-fascist; they themselves are supportive of fascism(pro-fa), whether they are conscious of it or not.
"The cheapest sort of pride is national pride; for if a man is proud of his own nation, it argues that he has no qualities of his own of which he can be proud..." —Arthur Schopenhauer
Those that take a neutral stance on and enable fascism are pro-fascists. They may not have bad intentions and simply be ignorant to what Antifa is. Many have been convinced by DJT that Antifa is a terrorist organization.
Antifa is an ideology, not a formalized group. Antifascists do collude in small groups. A person may also identify with symbols of the ideology, such as the antifascist flag. Antifascists are united by a mutual desire and need to suppress racist violence and the systems that perpetuate it. Fascists are united only by racism.
If someone is against Antifa, they are anti-anti-fascist; they themselves are supportive of fascism(pro-fa), whether they are conscious of it or not.
"The cheapest sort of pride is national pride; for if a man is proud of his own nation, it argues that he has no qualities of his own of which he can be proud..." —Arthur Schopenhauer
If you aren't antifa, you're profa.
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Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.
Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.
"I think Sarah Palin got a bad rap in the press."
"Are you kidding?"
"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."
"We are done professionally."
"Are you kidding?"
"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."
"We are done professionally."
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Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?
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Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.
Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.
Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
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