Devils Prostate Exam

sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.

Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?

by Hirohashmihung 2 September 26, 2008

Ghetto Postage

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.

He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.

by vip77 December 22, 2008

Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.

Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.

Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.

by The Shankinator November 12, 2018

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009