Progressive

A term that former liberals co-opted when they discovered that their delusional beliefs didn't fit any recognized definition of the word liberal.

These fools are frequently self-loathing, unsuccessful losers who can only feel better by projecting their failures onto their opponents.

A "Progressive" is identified by the following behaviors/beliefs:

- Knows what is best for everybody else
- Claims to be well-informed even though they get their news/talking points from the Daily KOS and/or MSNBC

- Believes that personal wealth is evil yrt they fawn over wealthy celebrities and limousine liberals

- Believes corporations and profit are evil, and will tweet about this 24/7 on their fancy iPad

- Thinks name-calling and demonizing opponents is the same as debate

- Accuses every person with a dissenting view of being a racist

- Supported Occupy Wall Street from the comfort of their living room, not the rape tent

- Drives a Prius with a COEXIST bumper sticker
- Believes in the rights of everyone, except those who disagree

- Thinks the Constitution is flawed because they can't control all 3 branches of government

- Believes YOUR success could only have come at THEIR expense

- Believes Al Gore is right about global warming, even though his carbon footprint 100X of the average person

- Thinks voter identification is racist, because it discriminates against dead people

Conservative: I believe in personal responsibility and smaller government

Progressive: You racist hate-monger

Conservative: You said you believed in equal rights for everybody

Progressive: Racist! You should die!

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013

Vegatarian progressive grindcore

a heavy metal sub-genre containing veganism mixed with br00tal grindcore

scandinavian nu-metal: tadadada da da. vegatarian progressive grindcore!: tadadada da da.

by 0NowILayTheeDown0 November 16, 2010

Flo the Progressive Girl

The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.

Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.

by wedidn'tstarttheflamewar3 November 7, 2009

progressive

(noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development

You support new taxes on home builders? I thought you said you were progressive.

by Starchild September 18, 2003

Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.

Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.

by kiillrz August 25, 2011

Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking

Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.

The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.

Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!

by Erofee March 9, 2013

progressive

A style of electronic music similar to trance and house, composeed of bass-driven grooves, repetative drumbeat, and deep and dark melodies. Usu. 120-145 BPM.

The DJ spins progressive; we'll be here for a while.

by DJdre June 11, 2004