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Procrastinate

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
by TheGamingSampug May 31, 2018
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Procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?
"im bored" said the lobster as he procrabstinates
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what did the lobster do when it was bored?
oh not i CANT STOP procrabstinate ing
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Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.
Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.
by Nicolishous March 1, 2019
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procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.
A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.
by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019
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Procrastinated

Verb.
Tense. Past, real far from progressive
Uh, I mma writ an example of procrastinated.... hey, is that a new video? Oh, the example.... later.....
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procrastinate

When people forget to write their alpha auto-biography *cough* *COUGH*
I'll write a sentence of this example later. "stop procrastinating" says the teacher I love to procrastinate though says the grade 7 student
by Kitt Catty November 5, 2020
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