suicide probe

While the male penis is inserted deep in the female vagina, the male proceeds to cut off his penis at the base leaving it inserted.

So sad to here about Sarah, she got suicide probed three times last week.

by MyBoyBlue69 November 13, 2017

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

Arabian Anal Probe

When a middle eastern man fucks a goat and proceeds to insert his disease infested penis into your asshole while you sleep.

I received an Arabian Anal Probe last night.

by jake warren roberts December 7, 2017

Probe-a-latic

A synonym for condoms. Usually used in a playful manner.

Probe- stick in
latic- plastic

Yo Ralf, i need me a probe-a-latic, Jessica comin ova and she said its on!

by BiGriCHaRD August 22, 2008

an alien probed me

Getting Anonymously Fucked up the arse

An Alien probed me and i never saw him cuming..

by flyillustra August 20, 2020

bah anal probe

the term used to describe the image of an alien sticking its probe up the jaxie of the sheep emotion on msn...very amusing image =

example 1: (dragging it out) its the bah anal probeeeee

by emma..x December 27, 2007

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006