text probe 

When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.

Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM

(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling

text probe by SasSquash September 16, 2018

lorax probe 

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

lorax probe by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

anal probe by udella July 12, 2023

the vajalien probe 

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

the vajalien probe by toddbuster December 16, 2015

certified anal probe 

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

certified anal probe by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Porbean 

Porbean is when you're beanless and poor.

"You heard from that dude? He looks sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say he's porbean."

Porbean by dankeme March 21, 2017

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018