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Horrible car made by Toyota. Overpriced and for old aged hippies who think they are saving the world. Real world driving of 40mpg. Thats 10mpg less than your average VW Golf TDI. Slow ass car that should be destroyed.
Golf Driver: OH SHIT I JUST SMOKED THAT PRIUS!!!! (and I get 10 more mpg)
by Priushater July 29, 2008
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Prius

The ugliest piece of shit ever invented... the freaking japs are just angry that all their cars look like shit so they have to bring the ugliness to america. the prius is mostly driven by middle aged people going through a midlife crisis.. well heres an idea and shove your prius up your goddamn middla aged ass and shut the fuck up i think that everyone should buy a hummer and play demolition derby with all the little priuses in the world so that way we can flatten all of the uglies that drive a prius... ya digg?
Person 1: wow i love my new prius
Person 2: Was it white?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2:sorry i flattened it with my hummer because it looked like an oversized rodent and/or a wedge of cheese
by H8 prius August 4, 2009
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the prius game

a game popular in some parts of california.

it's punch buggy, only you don't hit people, and you aren't looking for vw bugs, you are looking for a toyota prius. the point break down is this:

5 pts per prius
60 pts if you see a prius re fuling at a gas station
60 pts if you see a prius at a drive-thru
400 pts if you see a prius with any of the following bumper stickers:
-a pro bush sticker
-a pro-life sticker
-a support our troops sticker
-"jesus loves me"

this game can go on for one car trip, or you can carry a notepad to keep points for a long term game. if it is a long term game, people can get extra points (double) for each prius they see while riding in a prius.

*can be played for money.
She kicks my ass every time we play the prius game.
by graphic freedom June 22, 2006
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Prius of Srit

What Toyota employees call the car...

Generates more toxic waste to manufacture and is about to start dumping it overpriced dead batteries into our environment.

High magnectic field causes extremely poor driving habits like trying to block other drivers from passing. Excessive armpit hair growth.

Considered a lesbian magnet car. Also used by mommy boy males with no balls.
Mr Toyada exclamed! Ah dis caar is Prius of Srit! but amellican resbo rike it!
by entitled1 April 21, 2011
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Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.
I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.
by Enestate March 17, 2010
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Prius

Matt said "Look at that fag driving a Prius over there"
Pete replied "You mean the tampon of the roads"
by Plumber29 October 12, 2018
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Preish

a short from for appreciate. or appreciating somthing. Commonly used in surfers lingo
"Yo dude. can u watch my board for a bit", "Yea man", Preish Brooo
by SoManyWords April 10, 2010
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