To lie pointlessly and repeatedly. Also: to knowingly claim you were on the side of the issue you weren't.
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Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"
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A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
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Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."
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The vice-presidential candidate palinated in response to many of the debate questions.
GWEN IFILL: Governor, please if you want to respond to what he said about Senator McCain's comments about health care?
SARAH PALIN: I would like to respond about the tax increases. We can speak in agreement here that darn right we need tax relief for Americans so that jobs can be created here. Now, Barack Obama and Senator Biden also voted for the largest tax increases in U.S. history. Barack had 94 opportunities to side on the people's side and reduce taxes and 94 times he voted to increase taxes or not support a tax reduction, 94 times.
Now, that's not what we need to create jobs and really bolster and heat up our economy. We do need the private sector to be able to keep more of what we earn and produce. Government is going to have to learn to be more efficient and live with less if that's what it takes to reign in the government growth that we've seen today. But we do need tax relief and Barack Obama even supported increasing taxes as late as last year for those families making only $42,000 a year. That's a lot of middle income average American families to increase taxes on them. I think that is the way to kill jobs and to continue to harm our economy.
GWEN IFILL: Governor, please if you want to respond to what he said about Senator McCain's comments about health care?
SARAH PALIN: I would like to respond about the tax increases. We can speak in agreement here that darn right we need tax relief for Americans so that jobs can be created here. Now, Barack Obama and Senator Biden also voted for the largest tax increases in U.S. history. Barack had 94 opportunities to side on the people's side and reduce taxes and 94 times he voted to increase taxes or not support a tax reduction, 94 times.
Now, that's not what we need to create jobs and really bolster and heat up our economy. We do need the private sector to be able to keep more of what we earn and produce. Government is going to have to learn to be more efficient and live with less if that's what it takes to reign in the government growth that we've seen today. But we do need tax relief and Barack Obama even supported increasing taxes as late as last year for those families making only $42,000 a year. That's a lot of middle income average American families to increase taxes on them. I think that is the way to kill jobs and to continue to harm our economy.
by Mycopheles January 15, 2009
Get the palinate mug.PALIÃR; Is a term for white chick's in the Inland empire who have been heavily influenced by the Mexican culture. Usually older, top shelf, tatted, sportsfuckers also known as Madãme Ratches', who have a hispanic sounding last name; ex; Cortez, Hernandez, Sanchez etc. Who uses the word "PALABRÃ " numerous times a day in the most perfect ways. That it makes you smile with thoughts of dick slapping that word out of her vocabulary. Feels she is entitled to say PALABRÃ and really she is a PA"LIAR". A RANDOM Ratchet off her medication WHO should not be engaging in conversation of what she does not know. But, overall you really want to secretly bang her .
Definition of paliar; a white girl who use Mexican slang words in their conversations and follows up with the word PALABRÃ.
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The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.
2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."
3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."
3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
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