hardcore poseur

Someone who pretends to hate anything mainstream, just so they can look cool or like they're punk.

Billie Joe doesn't want to watch Titanic, because he is a hardcore poseur. Yet he has no problem with watching Twilight.

by IamMe:D January 11, 2010

Poseur Punk

Simply put, crappy punk-rock music.

I think it's funny how 'punks' bitch about how poseur a certain band is, or how band X "is SO much more punk" than band Y, when in reality these 'poseur punk bands' are simply CRAPPY punk bands.

by Wiseass May 19, 2007

Goth Poseur

A person who emulates a Goth for the attention or as a rebellion against their parents.

I just look this way to piss my parents off.
That kid is a Goth Poseur for sure, He does not even have any scars on his wrist.

by NeoAngel July 5, 2006

poseur straight edge

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.

Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!

by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005

Poseur photo album

A poseur's highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

poseur

Someone that sees glory and dollar signs in someone else's life and wants it for themself.

Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Poseur photo album

A highlight reel frame by frame.

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021