by coronavirus 14841 March 24, 2020
Okay then mate. I know your trying to search this shit up but it’s time for you to stop being a pervert and do some real work in life.
Alvin: Hey Adam!
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.
by Wael blox August 24, 2020
by Pringle man December 25, 2020
"Eric hasn't left his house in 4 days.. He's been watching porn nonstop."
"Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"
"Dude, somebody needs to get out more!"
by bootyshorts51 February 07, 2010
by Kermit the Frog April 25, 2003
Let's watch porn together, since they're asleep.
by Leo is Sexy January 19, 2018