Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash
"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 08, 2010
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porcelain tug

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 21, 2006
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Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.
Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010
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Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.
Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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porcelain slingshot

When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.

If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
by heidro February 01, 2005
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Porcelain Slug

Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
by SirIsaacHillary September 09, 2005
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