"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 08, 2010
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 21, 2006
Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.
If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
by heidro February 01, 2005
Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
by SirIsaacHillary September 09, 2005