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Poor Man's Speedball

Smoking marijuana and drinking caffeine at the same time.

(Pot and caffeine vs. heroin and cocaine in a real speedball.)
This poor man's speedball is just what I needed to clear this hangover.
by Chick Henry September 22, 2008
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dick poor

1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.
1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.
by +bone March 27, 2008
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poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
by fxckface February 16, 2008
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PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.
Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy
by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011
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poor chick attitude

A loud obnoxious attitude put on to put up a front. The uglier the poor chick the louder they are in everyday conversation.

The more loud and insecure they are the more bullshit they spew.

Usually found bragging about being busted by the feds and pistol whipped since it's the highlight of their life.
Sandra grew up in section 8 and was done wrong by everyone in her life and now has the poor chick attitude.
by vortexed0 June 28, 2010
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poor door

A separate entrance made for a building that segregates affordable housing from the intended tenants of a housing development. Prevalent in the UK and in the US where the developer(such as Extell) uses a loophole to show a Victorian-era distaste for mixed-income housing.
I'm sorry sir, but your pass only permits you to enter through the poor door down that dark alley.
by nomelitas August 4, 2014
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Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 8, 2014
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