poon

An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.

I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.

by megamayne2011 January 9, 2011

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

Poon

poon-->vagina,pussy,tang,twat,cunt,etc.
-->something you want that you aint getting.

Get out of my house poontang your sucking my life dry!

by Rake Yohn August 7, 2003

poon

1. A womens vagina

2. Action with a female

1. Dude Terry has a nice poon

2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure

by Dylan O April 20, 2007

ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina

ya poon poon, better known as poonanie

by Montaynay May 20, 2008

Poon

A person who can be considered a douche, dickish, and obnoxious

Jon is a poon to the tenth degree

by AfroCraze January 3, 2010

Poon

1) v. To ask for something immasculine in a masculine way
2) n. Pussy, Sex
3) n. Wuss, Mooch. One who borrows more money than will ever own in his life

1) Can I poon a ride home today?
2) Did you get any poon from that girl last night?
3)You're such a poon! You mooch off of everyone!

by Maritimes February 19, 2009