ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019

poniso

Poniso means to set as an example. In other traditions Poniso means to be surprised excited /happy after seeing something(s) for the first time ever.

Kibona Poniso!

by Poniso March 5, 2020

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

pondskogger

A word used to describe the biggest rednecks on the planet. Their life can described on a fishook...White Trash! Pondskogger: Fishin, Huntin, Boggin, Truck pull, Drinkin, 4-wheelers, Trailers, Skeet shootin.

You might be a pondskogger if you got baptized at a creek!

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006

Ponk

The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)

"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"

by PinkGloryMLP January 23, 2023

Ponse

A piss-poor attempt at spelling ponce.

A wannabe gangsta big radio ponse

by It's All About The Grammar February 16, 2005