Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.

"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"

by flannelex January 1, 2010

Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is

"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"

by J888 April 10, 2008

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.

Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.

by Moneymaker November 20, 2004

poker freak

someone who is always seen playing poker or is obsessed with poker.

Hey Matt,all you do is play poker all the time, you're such a poker freak!

by alexy23 April 10, 2008

Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.

1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "

by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010

poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E July 31, 2007