Pokemon Heart Gold
The soon-to-be worst Pokemon game ever made. Pokemon in general is horrible, both the anime and games.
Pokemon Heart Gold by PokemonHeartGold August 11, 2009
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Golden Pokémon
The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
Golden Pokémon by Fart noises August 25, 2025
Going full Pokemon
Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"
Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."
Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."
Going full Pokemon by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019
Pokemongoloid
A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
Pokemongoloid by pokemang July 17, 2016
Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea)
1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.
2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea) by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007
Pokémong
A Pokémon Go player who unsuspectingly walks into street furniture whilst trying to catch a Pokémon.
Pokémong by Parkinafaso July 12, 2016
PokemonOnMETH
Pokemon under the influence of team rocket.Team rocket always tries to catch pikachu. So they gave him meth making pikachu all fucked and high.
"Hey eve want some meth?"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"
PokemonOnMETH by heler January 17, 2007